All My Witches (A Wicked Witches of the Midwest Fantasy Book 5) by Amanda M. Lee

Author:Amanda M. Lee [Lee, Amanda M.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: WinchesterShaw Publications
Published: 2018-03-05T16:00:00+00:00

“THAT WAS LITERALLY THE worst thing that ever happened to me!” Landon bellowed as he glared at the wall ten minutes later.

I absently patted his arm. “You’re okay.” Unlike him, I believed I knew what was going to happen before the main event … and I wasn’t wrong.

“I’m okay? We basically just had a heavy petting session with Nickelback music. Then, at the moment we were supposed to … you know … the room faded to black and then we were back without music and romance. It was as if an invisible force threw a bucket of cold water on us. What’s that about?”

I worked overtime to maintain my amusement. “It’s a soap, Landon. It’s not porn. There’s no actual sex on a soap. There’s just a music montage and then the moment after. That’s how things work.”

“I’m filing a complaint.”

“With who?”

“Oh, I’ll find someone.”

All I could do was nod. “Okay, but I think we should head back downstairs. I’m guessing we all had an occurrence like this, and we’re about to head to our next adventure.”

“I’ve been traumatized,” Landon complained, groaning as he got to his feet. “This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. I know I said it before, but I really meant it, so I’m saying it again.”

“You’ve been shot.”

“It was still worse.”

“I’ll have to take your word for it.”

“Oh, don’t worry, I’ll let you forget this.”

I had no doubt he was telling the truth.

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